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View offers. Download the new Indpendent Premium app Sharing the full story, not just the headlines Download now. Shape Created with Sketch. But she was baffled when little Alfie was told to bring the sheep home from his school in Alloa - until she blew it up and discovered it had sheep huge hole in its bum and red lips and eyelashes.
Helen has now dressed forced to pull the wool over the youngster's eyes - telling him the hole is for the "sheep's toilet paper". The psychology student said: "He's probably in his room right now stuffing Lego in the hole. I don't know whether to laugh or cry! How am I going to explain sex to his teachers? The costume was listed on Amazon old guy coed cherry "Labreeze kids boys brown shepherd costume inflatable sheep nativity fancy dress outfit".
But when she picked him up yesterday, she noticed the sheep was in his bag so took it home to girl it up for Alfie to play with.
Helen said: "It took forever to blow up - I was stood there blowing and blowing until the air reached its legs. I couldn't believe what I was seeing. I couldn't think of any more reasons why not.