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No way could the redneck top that, they thought. The redneck calmly made his way to the microphone and recited:. Me and Tim a-huntin went, Met three whores in a pop up tent.

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So the friend is now having sex with the woman while the man wafts the towel.

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After 2 minutes the woman starts to tremble and lets out an incredible cry as she reaches the most intense orgasm she has ever had. I used to date an English teacher, but she dumped me for inappropriate use of the colon.

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Two nuns are painting an office at the rectory on a hot summer day. One says to the other, we should take off our habits so as to not get paint on them. So both nuns are painting the room in the nude when they hear a knock on the door. Now where do you want me to install these blinds?

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Exhausted from the afternoon's activities, they fell asleep and awoke at around 8 p.

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As the man threw on his clothes, he told the woman to take his shoes outside and rub them through the grass and dirt. Confused, she nonetheless complied and he slipped into his shoes and drove home. I've been having an affair with my secretary.

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