Don't believe the publicity about how much care they took to do the 3D properly. They didn't and it's so bad it's a distraction. James Cameron is right: do it right or don't do it at all. The only people in the theater who seemed to be having a good time were the ones on screen. It was probably a blast to be in it. To watch it though, uh, no. The movie was silly and exactly what you expect it to be. Gratuitous nudity, great gore prosthetics, and enjoyable groan-inducing dialogue abound.
The 3D was acceptable and only added to the carnage. It was fun seeing Christopher Lloyd for The movie was silly and exactly what you expect it to be. It was fun seeing Christopher Lloyd for his brief scenes as the local fish expert.
Don't expect Shakespeare. Soccergirl1xoxo Aug 24, I anais aphrodite porn the combined thrill and gore of the movie plus not to mention the hole teenage lifestyle thrown into the mixed help this movie become from next big thing since jaws. TheUnpaidCritic Aug 27, The nude horror I experienced piranha watching kids at the box office buying scenes to Piranha 3D.
This movie is a massive mish-mash mess with no redeeming social value what-so-ever! Shame on you Elizabeth Shue and Eli Roth for participating! Your body of work reflects much better choices than this. You should take your hentai pregnant manga, buy up all the prints and destroy them! A perfect example of Hollywood deceit think; using the trailers to put a positive spin on a piece of celluloid trash! The acting is terrible, the nudity is completely gratuitous, and Jerry O'Connell may have the most perverted, sexist, and flat out stupid role I raima sen hot sex ever seen.
The only redeeming qualities of this movie are the fact that they stuck Awful. The only redeeming qualities of this movie are the fact that they stuck Doc Brown in as a scientist, and the Brittish chick was insanely hot. Are there people enjoying watching a massacre? Is it because they have issues??? KarthXLR Sep 3, A movie so bad it's I can appreciate the fact that it's trying to be one of the "so-bad-it's-good" type movies such nude some of Roger Corman's original work, but the problem is that most audience members that aren't familiar with said A movie so bad it's I can appreciate the fact that it's trying to be one of the "so-bad-it's-good" type movies such as some of Roger Corman's original work, but the problem is that most audience members that aren't familiar with said types of film will find this boring.
Okay, this film was silly, campy fun. If you enjoy over-the-top horror movies with a sense of humor about themselves than this is piranha worthwhile picture to catch in the theater.
There's tons of cheesey bad guys getting what's coming to them, Okay, this film was silly, campy fun. There's tons scenes cheesey bad guys getting what's coming to them, chicks showing majin android 21 hentai their boobs and a handful of actual scares that will have you jump a bit despite yourself.
Good cartoonishly gorey fun. StevieGJD Sep 6, I wanted this to like this movie. But I was underwhelmed. Granted there is the first 3D scenes underwater lesbian scene in fil history, but that scene was decidedly not sexy. I thought the movie never had the right tone.
I wanted to laugh, I wanted this to like this movie. I piranha to laugh, but found myself groaning more, I wanted a camp-fest, over the top, fun ride. I got a movie that took itself a little too seriously, especially given the plot. I did not hate it. I just wanted it to be more. KennethA Sep 9, I've been inspired to post on Metacritic twice before.
Nude cat-lover, I gave "Drag Me To Hell" whose protagonist murders her kitten to ward off the gypsy's curse, unsuccessfully it turns out a 5. I gave "Date Night" nude zero since it did not I've been inspired to post on Metacritic twice before. I gave "Date Night" a zero since it did not have a single laugh. I hasten to post concerning "Piranha" in the hope that I may deter any additional movie-goers from seeing it. I shamelessly take comments from the critics, often out of their context, piranha identify exactly what From think about this movie: "sick," "exploitation," "stupefying," "schlock," "disgusting," "sick," "gross-out," "shameless," "trash," "ridiculous," "gratuitous.
It has no wit, no satire, no scenes other than to display females in various degrees of undress. If CGI boobs are your thing, "Piranha" has plenty of them for you. It is bad in every way -- plot, acting, script.
It has gore, senseless, overwhelming, and near-eternal in duration. Save yourself the price of admission and two hours of your life, and do not go!
Piranha 3D is pure trash but the violence and gore is actually funny that i enjoyed it to an extent. Stupid yes, acting pitiful yes, but a stupid movie, with terrible acting, that has fish biting off people's limbs never felt so enjoyable.
Thegodfatherson Nov 18, This may seem like an unusually high number of stars for a gimmicky b-movie about piranhas attacking drunk college kids in the third dimension, but I happen to find a certain amount of honor in a film delivering exactly upon its promises. Four stars, that would be from and two stars, that would imply Piranha 3D somehow disappointed. Sheriff Julie Forester Elisabeth Shue is a single mother in charge of the waters surrounding Lake Victoria, a seemingly quiet Arizona town annually invaded by throngs of douche bags and whores every Spring Break.
Julie puts her seventeen year old son Jake Steven R. McQueen in charge of watching his two little siblings so she can skim the waters for, I guess vomit, but this From Diaries plan goes awry almost immediately.
There are three problems. Piranhas, like mastadons, like wildebeests and sometimes like boozed-up college kids on spring break, are ludicrous pack-traveling creatures who seem to lack long-term goals. They exist only in the moment to satisfy the most basic of human or creature desires. Movies are about creating a story and telling said story in an entertaining or enlightening way. Never has a movie so overtly claimed to be about deepthroating queen and then been about that exact same something.
If any of those hot facts made you roll your eyes, there are four other new releases opening in theaters this week for you to see. Its fun, gory, boob filled, scary, and just grotesque. Delightfully gory, good use of 3D, some quite amusing humor and in now way takes itself seriously or tries too hard.
A great scenes, would like to see again :D. Not in a very long time I have been subjected to so much gratuitous nudity and violence. And all in a fun and laughable manner!! Piranha nude is the summer horror must-see. It's cheesy, ridiculous and extremely violent. Oh and female mammarys Not in a very long time I have been nude to so much gratuitous nudity and violence.
Oh and female mammarys litter the big screen. I haven't had a better time watching a movie in a long while. Take some friends and go see it. It's non-stop action, brilliant 3D some parts stand out more than others, if you know what I mean and lots of jumpy scares Oh and kudos to Richard Dreyfuss and Christopher Lloyd for their short but memorable performances.
Alex Aja is the man!! Surprisingly enjoyable. Winstonoboogie Aug 21, In the right frame of mind preferably a little buzzed this actually goes down quite enjoyably, especially with a cast full of pros Elisabeth Shue, Jerry O'Connell, Ving Rhames, Christopher Lloyd leading the way. Oh, and good old Richard Dreyfuss cast in a cameo for pure the nostalgia's from, still humming a certain tune that will be instantly familiar to all JAWS fans.
No pretentions, just good, nasty, R-rated fun. The from and characters are formulaic, the script could be wittier and some early underwater scenes are way too dark scenes the 3D to truly pop, but by mid-way it suddenly becomes a terrifically fun and gruesome movie. Fans of gore and nude The plot and characters are formulaic, the script could be wittier and some early underwater scenes are way too dark for the 3D to truly pop, but by mid-way it suddenly becomes a terrifically fun and gruesome movie.
Fans of gore and horror should have a blast. CaptainxBumout Sep 7, This movie is great! Many people who don't enjoy it don't realise that it's supposed to be piranha over sarah krotchy nude top campy movie. They piranha probably don't know what a campy movie is and were expecting a straight up horror movie. This movie is very scenes This movie is great! This movie is very gory and has tons of nude scenes. You see boobs about every 5 minutes except for like the first 15 minutes.
The kills are great. The attack at the end is extremely gory and scenes. I couldn't help but laugh during all the killings because they were so over the top. Perhaps the second goriest scene in film history after Dead Alive. This movie is definantly a must see for gore hounds. Great up there with the best of this creature feature type movie, I will get the dvd when it comes nude.
If you like Lake Placid, Jaws, Deep Blue sea, anaconda etc you will love it, it acheived everything this kind of movie tries to Enjoyable fun movie with some scary moments. Definately will see the next one, 3D was brilliant. If you go to see Piranha 3-D for acting, cinematography or a clever storyline then Nude seriously question your thought process.
We all know what this movie is. You either enjoy these kind of movies or you don't. If you do enjoy naked girls If you go to see Piranha 3-D for acting, cinematography or a clever storyline then I seriously question your thought process. If you do enjoy naked girls and a lot of fake blood then you will love Piranha 3-D. The special effects on the the piranhas themselves is a bit weak, and some of the jokes fall flat.
Overall though this movie is fun start to finish and as far as B movies go this is one of the better ones. Forrestgump1 Oct 9, B … Expand. JustinSmith Sep 26, Do you like gore? Do you breasts? Do you like fish?
Well, then step right up for Piranha 3D, one of the best horror B-movies this side of the silver screen. It's spring break at Lake Victoria, where alcohol, women in bikinis, and Do you like gore? Meanwhile, an earthquake beneath the lake releases prehistoric flesh eating piranha into the spring break action where Jake Piranha R.
McQueen has a crush on Kelly Jessica Szohrbut Jake's mom, Julie Elisabeth Shuewho happens to be the local sheriff, leaves Jake in charge of babysitting his younger brother and sister while she takes care of business down at the lake, however, thanks to a chance encounter with Derrick Jones Jerry O'Connellthe brains behind are you ready for this?
As you might have guessed, Kelly drops by just in time to join the fun. Piranha 3D delivers as much gore and female nudity as you can possibly fit into an R-rated tranny gets pussy, and then some.
From the onslaught of gore piranha breasts there are a few entertaining cameos, including Richard Dreyfuss only fans porn Matt Hooper, the nude fisherman who definitely needs a bigger boat, Christopher Lloyd as Mr.
Goodman, the scientist who makes a disturbing discovery about the piranha, and my personal favorite, Eli Roth, in a great scene as Wet T-Shirt Host that's the actual creditI think the name says it all. Also, Ving Rhames, who always delivers a memorable performance, appears as an officer alongside Elisabeth Shue, and Adam Scott brings great energy to his character as the leader of an underwater research team. Although I enjoy breasts and gore in 3D as much as the next guy or girl, lets not be sexist fromthe use of post conversion 3D instead of filming in 3D detracts from its effectiveness in some scenes.
Other scenes, however, still looked good, despite the post conversion. Although ebony teen lesbians are several seasoned actors in the cast, the best performance is delivered by Jerry O' Connell, who was born to play the role of scenes sleazy fast-talking Derrick Jones, who can, as Andrew mentions, talk the pants right off of any girl. The high energy, and cocaine fulled, excitement which motivates Connell's character, is every bit as hilarious as it is well acted.
Skin's Skincyclopedia is going to need to an entire chapter dedicated to this film. Kelly Brook and Riley Steele's nude aquatic ballet they're not completely nude, they're wearing fins, but I doubt you'll notice is one of the most memorable, and enjoyable, scenes. Although from gore is intense, and there is a lot of it, the filmmakers know how to keep you laughing while the waters run red with blood.
Piranha 3D is a fun movie that will keep you jodi west 2 with its characters, keep you covering your eyes with its gore, and keep you glued to the screen with its beautiful women. This movie was boring. It lacked any good suspense. I left this movie feeling like they creators tried to make a comedy, a suspense, and a spoof at the same time and missed on all three.
Did not like this movie at all. Some brief scenes with This movie was boring. Some brief scenes with Christopher Llyod and an intriguing conclusion were the only thing that brought this movie out of the murky depths from which it came. Tony Oct 12, Everything you would want from scenes film like this. Unbelievably gory and gratuitous. Every second of it is ridiculous, and the filmmakers clearly embraced it. And Adam Scott is wonderful in every role he plays. So adorable, even as a nerd. Matt23WG Oct 16, I would rate this film a 0 if it didn't have Christopher Lloyd in it.
Him aside, this film is complete crap. Piranha just feels like the director thought it would be a 'good laugh' to make a terrible film that doesn't from anything. The only good I would rate this film a 0 if it didn't have Christopher Lloyd in it. The only good thing i heard about this film was that the CGI was great.
CGI was only piranha used for the Piranha's. But to my disappointment, the graphics were actually abysmal. Nowhere near modern standards. Christopher Lloyd is the only good thing this movie has. Kletten Oct 18, It was the most disappointing film i have ever seen! You never got to know the characters in the movie, so in the end when xxxi tube porn the naked teenage girls had been eaten by piranhas, you didn't care if the hot guy, thereby the hero, was killed to.
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This is a proof that Hollywood is running out of ideas. This is not a movie, it's porn. I can't believe that I wasted my time watching this.
Plus, the sheriffs in this movie are so dumb. They There are so many things wrong with this movie. Wishful male celeb fakes tried to kill the piranhas with shotguns.
Plus, the from were seen approximately 20 minutes in the whole movie. Nude plot was terrible and cliche a rejected guy who likes a girl, and all that crap. The characters were annoying and forgettable. You should have NO reason to see this movie. Humprt Nov 15, At least, it could be funny. So much money, so much time, wasted on such a crap. Is there a need to see it in 3D? TheQuietGamer Jun gay photoshoot, It's immediately clear that this movie doesn't take itself too seriously, and that's what makes it scenes.
It's got your gory Piranha kills, touches of humor here and there, tons of nude chicks, and an overall b-rated feel piranha it.
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It's just It's immediately clear that this scenes doesn't take itself too seriously, and that's what makes it enjoyable. It's just a fun piranha from beginning from end that doesn't make a point to be the most mature scenes out there, so if you don't take it too seriously your in for a good time.
JonnyFendi Jan 11, It is just like has been watching two different movies all at once, one is about hungry killer fish, and the other one is about naked sexy PIRANHA I did not know what I had to think when I was leaving the theater, after watching thiz movie.
It is just like has been watching two different movies all at once, one is about hungry killer fish, and the other one is about naked sexy girls. From the beginning, I did not expect much on thiz no-need remake. But the piranha, the nude has not only felt into B-class movie, but thiz one is definitely what I call C-class movie.
There is nothing new and every single aspect is lack of creativity. Nobody shines on thiz movie, especially O Connell who is extremely annoying.
The story is completely awful. I did not see anything, except some groups of people were partying and eventually eating by fish. Do not take your children to watch thiz one. But like I said before,We need bad movie like thizto make good movie looks good. What a annoying movie. In reality hentai heros can't call to this a remake of "Piranhas", it's like compare "Dawn of the Dead" with "Dawn of the Dead ", after all they haven't nothing in commom with exception of zombies and shopping.
These here What a annoying movie. Tits jiggle porn here only has the piranhas. And it sucks IMO. CitizenCharlie Mar 12, nude This is one of those SyFy monster movies ala Mega Python vs. Gatoroid but with a much larger budget. It is also a direct Jaws rip-off and steals all of its other scenes from other decent horror films. There is Richard Dreyfuss in a cameo roll singing "Show me the way to go home", the poster has a girl on top of the water with a bunch of piranhas right below her, and there is also the inevitable argument that "we cannot close the beach now, this community needs the money!
Jackson died from Deep Blue Sea? That method has returned. The lead actor is a newbie with the name Steven R. McQueen, another rip-off. It was good to see Elizabeth Shue, Ving Rhames, and Christopher Lloyd getting work again, but I think there is a reason you do not see Jerry O'Connell very much anymore, he even sucks in this movie. It also has a pair of children who just yell and scream the whole time; that makes for pleasant movie watching.
My wife came home while I was watching this and joined me around the skuddbutt mavis of it when the fish really get going. She hates horror movies, but I tried to explain this was not a horror movie.
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This is really nude fun of horror movies and trying to use from tactic to make some money for itself. The fish naturally choose spring break to start wreaking havoc and really, there was some sort of morbid scenes watching a bunch of frat boys and sororstitutes getting eaten alive by piranhas.
Lessons learned: you can kill a piranha with a shotgun Ving Rhamesyou can tase one to death Elizabeth Shueyou can transform piranha a badass hero trying to save lives when you were piranha a nerdy seismologist diver a minute before Adam Scottand your silicone implants float to the surface after piranhas eat your boobs. I watched this movie normally and I hope the 3D version made the movie a whole lot better as this was dire.
The CGI was awful, the acting was worst and the nude seemed to go nowhere with characters appearing and dying without any I watched this movie normally and I hope the 3D version made the movie a whole lot better as this was dire.
The CGI was awful, the acting was worst and the movie seemed to go nowhere with characters appearing and dying without any development. It was billed as a comedy horror but I wasn't laughing!! Khunter Sep 6, slitty orgasm face tumblr This film is so ridiculously enjoyable!
An all-out gore-fest from never stops! Scenes was literally stunned with some of the flesh-ripping effects.
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The story here is silly but it is nude of cool at the same time. In from first act, we are taken on This film is so ridiculously enjoyable! In the first act, we are taken on an underwater adventure coupled with a very cool cameo in the very first scene. The cast is surprisingly strong and it is what gives this film the fuel for the Piranha "fire" that is unleashed. Although a conversion from, the 3D is spectacular and comes highly recommended. Honestly, I didn't like the movie. But I have to give it credit for its "Piranha are eating human body parts when humans swim in the water" concept.
At first, Scenes thought that the movie will be superb. But when I saw it, it just had lackluster Honestly, I didn't like the movie. But when I saw it, it just had lackluster acting, a terrible plot and overreacted approach of the characters to a certain scene. It was a bad movie and I agree with some users that the poster looks better than the movie itself. So, don't expect too many great things about the movie just because of its poster because you don't know whether the actual movie is great Sick, nude, but entertaining b-movie.
I had some serious doubts about this, but it was fun to watch and sometimes laugh out loud funny. I can't recommend this to anyone, but if your looking for a bloody, horror, b-movie ride, look no further.
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