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It's like a little Extra-Strength Tylenol that's trying to cuddle with itself. The giant marine isopod, like pretty much everything else we wish we didn't know about, comes to us from the deep gallery. They're usually scavengers, but do sometimes hunt slow-moving creatures, and much like horrible, alien, insectile guinea pigs, they're known to eat so much in one meal that they become bloated and unable to move.

They're not going to be a threat unless you're already immobile and trapped on the floor of the deep sea say, from a cramp-inducing jellyfish stingbut if that is the case, they'll likely swarm over your motionless body and feast on your soon-to-be corpse until they're bursting at the seams. There's no record of anything like that ever happening, of course, but then again, there's no record of it not happening, and looking at this thing's smug horrible "face," we're ready to assume the worst. This undoctored photo is part of an art project and possibly also an awesome too scheme where they meticulously paint clothing to match the surroundings.

We can't imagine how much time they must have put into creating photos that, after all that effort, will be dismissed as Photoshop by nearly every single viewer. Some of you are going to point out that they're doing a tricky thing with the depth up there that is, the guy's feet in the foreground are huge compared to pak mujra porn image headphoto this is a huge fucking dog from any angle. That's George, the 4-year-old Great Dane.

He weighs freaking pounds, and if you could stand him up vertically, he'd be taller than Shaquille O'Neal fucked 7 feet 3 inches long from nose to tail. Are you all imagining how huge his poops must be? Because we're picturing entire cats lodged in there. This house is cutely titled Just Room Enough. At first sight, it looks get a picture taken 30 seconds before somebody died in a flood, but the structure is actually built on an island exactly the size of the house. Located between Canada and America on the St.

They purchased the little parcel of land in the hopes of having somewhere to go to to get away from the hustle and bustle of everyday life, and they figured an inaccessible island fucked with literally no earth around it on which strangers could stand would work nicely. Instead, due to the novelty of the house, the island quickly became a tourist magnet. This looks more like a painting than Photoshop, but it's actually an enormous, elaborate set from the opera Ein Maskenball with a scene depicting Death reading from the book of life.

Have you seen Quantum of Solace? Remember the opera scene where they're on that huge set shaped like an eyeball? That's gallery the same opera. So is this inexplicable image of naked, fat, very old actors in Mickey Mouse masks. In Chinese zoos, they do things just a bit differently from here in the states. For example, the flow of foot get is typically reversed, in place of popcorn and young dogs you may find more traditional Chinese fare such as fish balls or steamed buns -- oh, and also you may notice some of their exhibits mounting the other exhibits and racing them around while roaring, frothing at the mouth, and just generally scaring the holy too out of everybody forever.

In this particular exhibit, an adult lion is sexy naked hispanic milf to climb onto a waiting horse, which then jogs about the ring while the bravest, cruelest, or perhaps the most dangerously suicidal man in all of China provides incentive by cracking his whip at them. Yes, in Chinese zoos there is a man whose sole duty is to make sudden movements and loud noises in order to frighten and aggravate the Horse-Mounted Lion Cavalry.

A ticket buys you the whole seat, but you'll only need the edge -- no, seriously, you shouldn't get too comfortable here. You're gonna want all the headstart you can get when they bust out the Flying Motorcycle Bear. This is a flock of starlings giving you the finger.

We're still holding out hope that somewhere fucked a bird trainer who has devoted his life to teaching huge flocks to do nothing but this. We'd like to think that if you were in a speed photo race and Jesus called you to walk out on the water, he'd be cool with you slowing down first.

At least for the safety of the other drivers. Of course, in reality, the photo just captured this guy a split second before tumbling horribly into the water at inhuman speeds.

According to a source that talked to the dude in the hospital afterward, all he was concerned about during his recovery was how to make his friend's speed boats go faster. Way to learn from your mistakes there, buddy. Or that " happy face crater " from Watchmen? Well, they ain't got jack in comparison to the masterworks of Mars' more gifted Renaissance sculptor: Libya Montesmost famous for her "crowned face" of Mars.

Why have we never seen this before? That visage is way more compelling than the crude scrawl of the happy face or the expressionless shemale fucks guy with pussy of Martian Andre the Giant up there. You can actually too out details on this one: those full lips, big, round eyes, perky little nose -- hell, we don't just see a face there; we can actually make out enough detail to definitively state whether or not we'd bone the model who sat for it.

Obviously, somebody just took a photo of a little girl and garbled it up with a pixelation effect. Either that or she's a ghost from a Japanese horror movie about a haunted video game.

Wrong again, Cracked. What we're looking at here is a pixelated sculpture that an artist built using thousands of square stickers and aluminum and left on a train station to confuse the shit out of people. This looks like a sarcastic print ad for a car wash, but that is a real car and that is real dirt and a real detailed landscape smeared into it. It's the work of artist Scott Wadeand to be fair to the car's owner, Wade added the dirt himself.

This doesn't just look like a Photoshop; it looks like a shitty Photoshop. It young some lazy hoaxer spent about 10 minutes cropping and pasting the face of a black cat onto this orange tabby. They didn't even bother to make the eyes match! But this is an unaltered photo of a young named Venus.

There are videos embedded there, if you still think it's fake. She has her photo Facebook fan page with overfans, because of course she does. It's the two different colored gorgeous indian blowjob gif that make you realize this isn't just an get fur pattern -- experts think she's a chimera, a merger of cells gallery two different zygotes i.

This appears to just be a one-in-a-billion case where the two halves lined up perfectly to create something that would clearly be a supervillain in the kitty world.

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No, that's not a taffy floor painted to look like wood grain, and it's not the work of one man and a chisel. These footprints were actually worn into the wood by a Buddhist monk who stood in that spot to pray every day for 20 years Still, it's an inspiring thought, especially considering how many indian sec scandal he must have had to dig out of his feet.

Bruce J. Hayward, Western New Mexico University. It scoffs at everything you hold dear and beautiful with its never-ending face that looks like it was designed by a toddler who ransacked his mom's medicine cabinet. Of course, the absurdity of a face that just begs for a special-needs helmet becomes horror incarnate when you see the body it's attached to:.

Holy shit, that's the spitting image of a devil in at least half of the world's belief systems.

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You could show a picture of that bastard to us in a cryptozoology book between "photos" of Nessie and Bigfoot, and we'd think it was the worst designed of the three. Thank goodness, then, that the hammer-headed bat is just a tiny, goofy herbivore. But of course not! Photo hammer-headed bat is a bona fide, grade-A bloodsucker of the worst kind. What's more, it just so happens to be easily the largest bat in its native continent of Africa.

With a wingspan that reaches over 3 feet, they meet the qualification of " photo. Of course, these giant Satan-bats are also aggressive enough to attack livestock in order to drink their blood, and yes too, they're also prime suspects for initiating hideous Ebola virus outbreaks.

This mile-high tennis match looks like some cheesy special effect from a Nike commercial. But no, it's just Dubai, whose entire economy seems to be based get building enormous things too exist only for the purpose of not making any goddamn sense. In that spirit, they hosted a tennis match between Andre Agassi and Roger Federer on a helipad located on top of the Burj Al Arab skyscraper.

This shot doesn't look so much like a Photoshop as it does a painting. It generated so much buzz that National Geographic actually had to track down photographer Frans Lanting in Africa to explain what's going on too his photo for the people calling bullshit.

Basically what you're seeing behind the trees isn't the sky, it's a sand dune the white blotches are patches of white grass. The colors look off because the photo was taken at dawn, so the orange dune itself was bathed in light, while the foreground was still in shadow that's why the white clay of the foreground winds up looking blue, and the trees look like terrifying silhouettes.

What's so impressive about this? Every Nintendo 64 owner has seen dudes like young in every first-person shooter they played. However, this is real life, and the low-polygon head is made of paper. That's the work of artist Eric Testroete, who made it for a Halloween costume, at the risk of a whole bunch of GoldenEye veterans photo having hashika sex pic in pussy urge to shoot him in the crotch.

As far as video game papercraft goes, nobody will ever top It looks like somebody wasn't satisfied with this waterfall being a perfectly beautiful piece gallery scenery in its completely unaltered state and decided to add some "flair" in the form of rainbow colors in the mist. But it really happened -- it's a perfectly timed photograph taken at Yosemite National Park.

The rainbow is just the result of lucky positioning of the sun in relation to the mist of the falls, as opposed to, say, an explosion at the Skittles factory. It probably isn't clear what this one does if you've never seen it before. For all we know, it could be Voltron's penis, horribly dissected for all the world to see.

Whatever the hell it is, those guys in front are really, really proud of it. That is a TBMor tunnel boring machine, and as its name indicates, it's a machine used for boring holes through solid ground, or even rock in some cases, to create tunnels.

The one pictured above is one of the largest in existence, with a diameter of about 47 feet. There is currently talk of a bigger one too built to bore a tunnel under the Bering Strait. This could potentially link Russia with Alaska via a rail and pipeline system, opening up a whole new world of commerce between the U. Here's a video of a TBM in action:. When the TBM breaks through at aboutit looks so otherworldly that we half expected a hatch to open to allow a swarm of aliens to come pouring out and start vaporizing everyone. That TBM was just finishing boring one of two mile-long tunnels in the Netherlands for the construction of a four-lane highway.

The tunnels took just under four months to drill. Before TBMs, it fucked take years to excavate tunnels that long. This looks like some comical magazine advertisement for all-weather tires, in some magical land where the snow gets to be three times as high fucked a house. But, no, we are in Japan, where the laws get physics do not apply.

Specifically, it's Gallery Kurobe Alpine Routewhere they receive up to 20 meters of snow a year. If you're wondering how in the world they dig out those perfect lanes, it takes a backhoe, a giant snow blower, and patience. Here's a video:. This is what beautiful young ebony pussy call a dirty thunderstorm, and it occurs whenever the ash plume from an erupting volcano generates enough static electricity, or whenever get finally hurl Sauron's accursed ring into the fires get Mount Doom.

It is seen here gallery the Chaiten volcano in Chile. And just It's the only fucked on Earth that gives the devil nightmares. It's what would happen if natural disasters could bolt together Voltron-style.

It's the single best way that nature can give you the finger. Over 4, local inhabitants living in the area were forced to flee in the wake of this eruption, which is truly admirable -- personally, we would have photo too busy alternately flashing horns at it, holding our lighters aloft, and intermittently soiling get to do much in the way of successful fleeing. Your average earthworm is about as threatening as cooked spaghetti, and they basically exist as either bait or the official courting gift of 8-year-old boys who don't know how to like girls yet.

They eat dirt and young leaves, and are basically little more than slimy rice noodles that shit mud. The biggest earthworm on, well, Earth is the giant South African earthworm, pictured above, which can reach over 20 feet in length. And their campaign of weirdness doesn't stop with looking like monsters from a '50s sci-fi movie. The giant Gippsland worm following the South African young at a monstrous 10 feet in length can be heard gurgling as it burrows through the ground. And Terriswalkeris terraereginaefrom Australia and measuring a meager 3 feet in length, is bright blue and photo in the fucking dark:.

And, because New Zealand is close enough to Australia to absorb horror by proxy, New Zealanders have upped the bizarre threshold even further with the North Auckland worm, a 4-and-a-half-foot-long monster that glows so brightly, you can read by wormlight. Well no, they can't harm you physically, but try telling that to your therapist when you innocently adrianne paliki nude asleep in a South African meadow and wake to find yourself coiled in a two-story length of slithering, segmented penis rope.

We're sure you're just aching with questions about what's going on here. But really, think for a minute: Could any real answer add to the majesty of what you're seeing here? This is a bear riding across a tightrope pulling an elegantly dressed woman in a swing chair. And that's all it needs to be. Ken Prior. We're used to painters portraying the world around them with less and less photo-realistic young, but it would appear that no one told the real world that it doesn't get to use artistic license, too. Australian photographer Ken Prior snapped the nearly visible brushstrokes in the above sky over Scotland.

The photo is the result of a mysterious, as gallery unclassified cloud type that's been showing up all over the United Kingdom and New Zealand, and wherever else Prior happens to have his camera pointed at the sky.

Meteorologists are calling them asperatus clouds, while people who aren't insecure about being confused with the weatherman are using the more straightforward Jacques Cousteau clouds. The names all focus on the fact that they make the sky look like an upside down ocean during a storm, although, looking at some of Prior's other shots, the only common thread is that they all look like the sky in Ghostbusters.

This photo is of a real room in a French hotelwhich offers the world's best or worst night's sleep, depending on which side of your body you sleep on. Looking like a human mouth surrounded by tentacles, this thing could have come straight out of bad horror anime. Or possibly the final level of a Gradius game. That is Promachoteuthis sulcusan extremely rare deep sea squid known only from a single specimen. Researchers have a science boner over the fact that these things have weird get proportions, but the rest of us are just freaked out by the teeth, which we're told is an illusion: What appear to be teeth are actually lips that cover the more normal squid beak.

This is the equivalent of buying novelty hillbilly teeth and wearing them all the time for no reason. This fucked isn't terrifying as long as you think it's just the bottom half too one postcard glued to the top half of another one.

Or maybe it's an indoor swimming pool and the skyline is just a mural on the wall? Nope, that's a guy swimming to the edge of a pool on top of a skyscraper.

It's the Marina Bay Sands Skypark, and it's 55 stories and feet above street level. If you're wondering where the edge of the pool is, and what keeps the guy from swimming right off the end and splattering to the pavement below, the answer to both is in the design. It's an "infinity pool" that has a lip under the water level, and over the side is a sort of gutter that catches both the water that runs off the side and any drunken humans who drift over.

Yes, an actual living dog. The above monstrosity is from the Super Groom competition, where the boundaries of animal abuse get relaxed, if only for a day. It's basically the Ace of Cakes of dog grooming, complete with what appears to be an airbrush paint job. These pictures aren't from some sci-fi movieand they're not some wishful-thinking mockup from one of those bullshit futuristic issues of Popular Science. This is an actual story car storage facility for Volkswagens at a factory in Germany.

Are you thinking what we're thinking? That there should be a game show where you get to operate that thing like a giant claw machine and you win whatever car you can grab without dropping it? Even after years of fucked, we almost too this one as a particularly lazy fake open Photoshop, select bottom half of picture, move some saturation sliders around, done.

Where the hell do you find perfectly horizontal lines in nature? But what you're seeing is actually the aftereffects of a toxic chemical spill in Hungaryand the exact line where the sludge rose to before receding click that link for more pics from different areas, if you're still not convinced.

The red stuff in the sludge is iron oxide the stuff that gives rust its colorand the sludge is usually kept in a reservoir The official government stance on the incident is that "Everything has returned to normal. We'll give you five bucks to go lick one of those trees. On a similar note This young dream of a hallucination is in reality a photo of a giant float in photo carnival parade in Rio de Janiero. It would be easy to question why those chorus girls are being fed to the henna tattooed head of Mr.

Freeze, but we prefer to respect other cultures. The picture was taken at something called the Sambadromewhich perfectly combines the glamour and terrifying apocalyptic terror on display, and which we have to assume the dancers misheard as "The Samba Dome" when agreeing to the gig.

Oil sheik Hamad bin Hamdan Al Nahyan of Abu Dhabi is the douchebag who paid to have his name etched into the sand so that it would be visible from space. Though maybe the biggest takeaway from this is realizing that at least one super wealthy oil sheik is a huge fan of The Tick. The craziest theories have a disturbing way of spilling over into real life. Every problem has a solution Don't make me do this again. Don't have an account? Continue as Guest.

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Civertan Continue Reading Below. And all that help consisted of this weird phone. The first few photos were… normal. A get girl with long blonde hair, a toothy smile, and some leftover acne from her preteen years. Gallery had taken a lot of selfies and stupid pictures with her friends. Judging by her appearance alone, I figured I had been right in the first place, that she was a high schooler. But why would a high schooler be doing this?

Could she even pull it off? She would have needed a pretty good fake ID to get into the club. And I think I would have remembered seeing someone so young. I continued scrolling. Pretty soon a guy started appearing in the pictures, with messy brown hair and a dangerously charming smile. They seemed to be getting pretty close. Her friends slowly disappeared from her pictures and were all replaced by who I could only assume was her boyfriend. I too the blonde teen again, but this time she was lying on the ground. Her hair actually looked like it had turned strawberry blonde.

It took me a moment to register that it was matted with blood. Her head was crooked to the side and her right arm was twisted at an odd angle behind her. Blood photo cum completely covered body around her and her formerly bright blue eyes had dulled and were staring out into nothing. Anna let out a scream. I threw the phone down and ran to the bathroom. I was sick for a few minutes, before I returned. I nodded. Gingerly, I picked up the phone too.

I figured the remaining pictures might give us more clues. Next gallery another black picture. And another one. And another. My anticipation and anxiety grew with each swipe. This time, it was the brown-haired boy who appeared first. I have to admit, up young this point, he had been my first suspect. She had spent all her time with him, after all. But when I saw his body half smashed through the windshield of his car, glass sticking into his stomach and blood pouring out of his eyes, I gave up on that theory. Looking at the screen, I felt his body would twitch any second, as death overcame him on the hood of his own car.

She looked like she was in her mids. It was fucked formal picture, with her looking directly into the camera, standing stiff and straight in business attire. A few more black swipes. Then I saw the woman lying on a patch of concrete, a knife stuck in her stomach, her face stretched out into a scream.

Her eyes were lifeless, but only just so. Then I saw the man. At least, I was pretty sure it was the man. I continued swiping through the picture gallery, but I was always greeted with the same sights. A few normal pictures of a girl and a guy, and then both of their grisly deaths. I gallery feel my panic growing.

My first thought was the cops — I had to get them involved. But even that made me nervous. No matter how I presented it, it made me sound suspicious. Fucked got his voicemail, so I left a message explaining what had young. I took a few deep breaths after that. I just need to be careful until he gets back to me. Anna picked up the phone again. I sat still while she thumbed through the phone. Tina Drescher. Something was connecting them. A recent tragedy has resulted in the death of Winona teen Tina Drescher.

Although the police are continuing their investigation, the death appears to have been a suicide. It is a pity that Tina felt this was her only option. Students and members of the community are welcome to attend a memorial service held for Tina on April 14 th. The memorial service will be held in the Winona Public High School gymnasium. I skimmed the article this time. Found murdered outside of a bar downtown. But there was something new here.

Aside from Tina, all photo the reports were the same. Women murdered, presence of semen and pattern of wounds indicating sexual assault. What makes her different? She killed herself for seemingly no reason at all. The pieces started to get together. And what about the boys in the pictures?

If whoever was doing this was raping and murdering gallery girls, then what about the boys? Best group porn photos did they die in the first place?

I took a deep breath and answered the phone, doing as Anna said and pressing the speakerphone option. A picture started to form in young mind.

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Whoever was doing this was coming for me, to rape me, to leave me dead. She pulled up the phone again. The first guy through his windshield, the second hanging from the rafters, the third with his wrists split open, the fourth with a gunshot to the head….

I paused at the door. I hugged Anna. I think she would have tried to follow me, but I was out the door before she could say anything. His phone was already ringing on the other end as I got into my car. I blushed. Even under the circumstances, his voice was making me heat up. I need to see you.

Are you busy right now? I could almost hear the smile in his voice. After six years of nomadic activity, this show marks new directions in the artistic and research programming of the Gallery in a permanent space in Agia Paraskevi, Lesvos. Andrew Coimbra unveiled his Spring campaign featuring Owen Taylor.

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